<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[sNews 1.7 Live Demo]]></title><description><![CDATA[Articles]]></description><link>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/</link><copyright><![CDATA[Copyright sNews 1.7 Live Demo]]></copyright><generator>sNews CMS</generator><item><title><![CDATA[I am fine]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clyde, a farmer in Alabama, decided his injuries from an accident  were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the  accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was  questioning Clyde. &quot;Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm  fine?'&quot; asked the lawyer.</p>
<p>Clyde responded, &quot;Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just   loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the...&quot; </p>
<p>&quot;I didn't ask for any details,&quot; the lawyer interrupted, &quot;just answer  the question. Did you or did you not say 'I'm fine' at the scene of the  accident?&quot;</p>
<p>Clyde said, &quot;Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer   and I was driving down the road...&quot; </p>
<p>The lawyer interrupted again and said, &quot;Judge, I am trying to  establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told  the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several  weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is  a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.&quot;</p>
<p>By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and  said to the lawyer, &quot;I'd like to hear what he has to say about his  favorite mule, Bessie.&quot;</p>
<p>Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, &quot;Well, like I was saying, I  had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was  driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran  the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into  one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad  and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and  groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. About  that time a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie  moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he  took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came  across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said,  'And, how are you feeling?'&quot; I said &quot;I'm fine&quot;.</p>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:28:18 +0000</pubDate><link>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/english/i-am-fine/</link><guid>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/english/i-am-fine/</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Pasukan Allah]]></title><description><![CDATA[Saat acara kebaktian di gereja jalan Jambu,Menteng Jakarta Pusat.<br />
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Kawanku Tulus Sihombing setelah kebaktian dia ingin segera pulang,tetapi dipintu ada pendeta yang memimpin misa tadi.<br />
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Pendeta selalu menyalami satu persatu umat gereja,pas kawanku akan  bersalaman dia ditarik kesudut oleh Pendeta dan Pendeta tersebut lalu  berkata dengan kawanku tersebut :<br />
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Pendeta: Anda perlu bergabung dengan pasukan Allah.<br />
Tulus : Saya sudah lama bergabung dengan pasukan Allah.<br />
Pendeta: Tetapi mengapa saya melihatmu cuma pada hari natal dan paskah saja.....?.<br />
Tulus : <strong>Karena saya termasuk pasukan Allah di divisi dinas rahasia.</strong><br />
Pendeta:Huh?]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:26:42 +0000</pubDate><link>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/pasukan-allah/</link><guid>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/pasukan-allah/</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[The End is Near]]></title><description><![CDATA[Seorang pendeta dan pastor sedang berdiri ditepi sebuah jalan raya sambil memegang sebuah papan bertuliskan<br />
<strong>&quot;Akhir perjalanan anda sudah dekat,kembalilah kejalan anda sebelum terlambat!&quot;.</strong><br />
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Mereka memperlihatkan papan itu kepada setiap pengendara mobil yang melintasi jalan tsb.<br />
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Semenit kemudian lewatlah sebuah Subaru Impreza WRX yang melintasi mereka dengan kecepatan tinggi dan pengemudinya berteriak: <br />
<strong>&quot;Minggirlah kalian,orang-orang alim gila!! Ha ha ha hah&quot;.</strong> <br />
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Tak lama kemudian terdengarlah bunyi rem mendadak,bunyi ban berdecit panjang dan bunyi ceburan yang deras.<br />
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Pendeta lalu berkata pada pastor rekannya: <strong><em>&quot;Apakah menurut anda sebaiknya kita menambahkan kata-kata &quot;Jembatan Putus&quot; pada papan ini?</em>&quot;</strong>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:25:46 +0000</pubDate><link>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/the-end-is-near/</link><guid>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/the-end-is-near/</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[Belajar Bahasa Korea]]></title><description><![CDATA[Apa Kabar? = Anyong Aseo<br />
Sampai Jumpa = Anyong<br />
Kurang Ajar = Monyong<br />
Tidak Lurus = Men Chong<br />
Pria suka berdandan = Ben Chong<br />
Tiba-tiba = She Khonyong<br />
Mulut = Mon Chong<br />
Sosis = Lap Chong<br />
Suami dari adiknya Papa = Ku Chong<br />
Kiss me = Soon Dhong Yang<br />
Sweet memory = Choo Pang Dhong<br />
Mobil mogok = Dho Rong Dhong<br />
Lapangan luas = Park King Lot<br />
Nasi dibungkus daun pisang: Lon Thong<br />
Cowok Cakep Kaca Mata: Bae Yong Jun<br />
Cowok Cakep Rambut Lurus: Jang Dong Gun<br />
Cowok Cakep Rambut Keriting: Ahn Jung Hwan<br />
Bagian belakang = Bho Khong<br />
Masih muda = brondhong<br />
Buah-buahan = khe dhon dhong<br />
Surga Duniawi = Pu Chong<br />
Toko elektronik = Sung-Hey Wang<br />
Bagian bawah meja = Kho Long<br />
Di kejer2 anjing gila = Tho Long<br />
Cewek cantik rambut lurus=Sung Hye Gyo<br />
Sedang marahan= Tabhok Tabhok Khan<br />
Cewek matre= Khe Lahut Hajah<br />
Jogging sore sore= Ngosh Ngosh Han<br />
Suka bercermin=Chan Thik Khok<br />
Duit ilang=Yah Suh Dha<br />
Komputer rusak=Buh Hang Sahaja<br />
Badan gede=Khing Khong<br />
Rambut Panjang=Ghon Dhrong<br />
Bel= Lohn Cheng<br />
Celana usang= Bho Lhong<br />
Kue Kering= Sem Phrong<br />
Cowo Mata sipit= Park Ji SUng<br />
Jalan2 ke mall= Nghe Cheng]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:24:16 +0000</pubDate><link>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/belajar-bahasa-korea/</link><guid>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/belajar-bahasa-korea/</guid></item><item><title><![CDATA[5 Rahasia Istri Sempurna]]></title><description><![CDATA[ 1. Seorang Istri yang cantik, pintar bersolek, memasak dan mengurus rumah adalah hal yang penting.<br />
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2. Seorang Istri yang periang, enerjik, dapat membuat kita tertawa dan menghibur di kala susah juga penting.<br />
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3. Seorang Istri yang pengertian, saleh, jujur taat beribadah dan dapat dipercaya sangatlah penting.<br />
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4. Seorang Istri yang dapat memahami dan memuaskan anda secara lahir bathin dan di tempat tidur juga sangatlah penting.<br />
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<strong>5. Tapi yang paling penting adalah, keempat istri-istri tersebut di atas tidak saling mengenal satu sama lainnya.</strong>]]></description><pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:22:55 +0000</pubDate><link>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/5-rahasia-istri-sempurna/</link><guid>http://snews17.bluenpurple.net/jokes/indonesian/5-rahasia-istri-sempurna/</guid></item></channel></rss>